When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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