- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

twilight

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

A horse cantered into a bar.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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