- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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