- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

I'm gay. No homo.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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