Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Hi.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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