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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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