- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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