Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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your a towel.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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