- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Black people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

knock knock ... no one was in

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