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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

why?

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Yo mamas so fat

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Vagina ass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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