- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

My butt!!!!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the child step on a ball?

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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