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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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