What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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knock, knock. come in.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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