What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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whats brown? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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