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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Yo daddy!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Women's Rights.

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hi

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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