- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Whats 9 + 10? 19

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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