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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

save water shower with friends

How did the girl die? 25.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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