What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

save water shower with friends

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

How did the girl die? 25.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

PENlS.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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