Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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