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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Hearpin my durp

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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