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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Where's my tractor?

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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