How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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liam buchan is gay !

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Gestapo.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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