- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Halo < COD

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

knock knock go away ok

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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