Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Where's my tractor?

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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