- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

knock, knock. come in.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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