Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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69, hahaha

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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