Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Halo < COD

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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