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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's up? A direction...

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Scientology.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Anti Joke

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