Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Barack Obama

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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It's long!

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Six million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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