A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Anti-joke.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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