I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

weiner? balls

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Anti Joke

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