What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Farts smell bad!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Anti Joke

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