- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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