- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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