- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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