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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

A russian gives away vodka.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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