- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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