- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What does A duck smoke? Quack

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

i love huge wieners.

Knock Knock Yes?

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

whats 2+2? 4

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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