How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Hi Jacob You cool

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

hit the thumbs down button

A snake walks into a bar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

This is not a joke.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

hi patrick

the real mccoy

dislike this...please.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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