why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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anti jokes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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