- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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