When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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