what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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zebras

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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whats brown? poop.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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This is not a joke.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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