Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the clock say? The time.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I know a black girl named beyonca.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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