- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Cleveland winning something

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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