Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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