Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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