What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A black guy with his family.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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