What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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hi. thats what she said.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Which one is hardest?

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