- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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what's red and blue? your heart

hi. thats what she said.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Christians pornstars.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Which one is hardest?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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