- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

test

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??