what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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test

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Anti Joke

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