why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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