A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

womens rights

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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