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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Black People.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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