- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why was Timmy sad?

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Watch your lips.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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