- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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