- Anti Joke

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I like to eat people

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jared Gough is a slut

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS