how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What just hit my face? The floor

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