there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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I like to eat people

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