- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Enchilada

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Woman's rights

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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