Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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So. The gays. ...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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