why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Romney 2012

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Hey

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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