why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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minecraft

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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don't look behind you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Women's rights.

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9/11

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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