A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Poop

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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