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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Are you a human?

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Where's my shotgun

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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