- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Two women were sitting quietly.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How did th-A fridge.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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