- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Farts smell bad!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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