What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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asparagus

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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