- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

a man walks into horse bar

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

fack me!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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