What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Where is my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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