- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

The 13th Amendment...

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Women

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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