how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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