What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

brian mcgee is gay!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

asparagus

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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