Women.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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