Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Gadaffi

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mother

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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