What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

the real mccoy

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

hey bill!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What is 2+2? 4!

My mom caught me masturbating.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

whats brown? poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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