- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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