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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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