- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Ham sandwich

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Wats a joke?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

123 Main street

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon