- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Wheelchair high jump

We didnt star the fire ...........

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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