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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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