- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??