- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A black guy with his family.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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