look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Black People.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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man boobs

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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