Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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The Irish man was sober.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Potato.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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