- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

general tso's broccoli

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

womens rights to vote

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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