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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Comedy.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Niki Minaj's ass

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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