- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I know a black girl named beyonca.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Knock knock What

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Women Voting

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21