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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

9/11/2001

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Canida

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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