School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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zebras

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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