Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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JEWS

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Thanks

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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