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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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