What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What's wrong with woman Everything

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