Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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