Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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You just won the game...

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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hi michael

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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