- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

1+1 =? Too

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

The penn state football administration

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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