What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Betty Whites ALIVE?

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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