- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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