a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Your time.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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