What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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