My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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