I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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sarah taylor

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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