whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What's 9+10=? 19

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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