Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Dancing Potatoe!

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

69, hahaha

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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