How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Knock knock. Death.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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PUDDING

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Alex Eggbert

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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