why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

what happened to your gran you tell me

Why did I get raped

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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