fack me!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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