What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

This is not a joke.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

who farted your mother

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

lyren is a big meanyhead

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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