What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

ROSS G IS OBESE

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Obamacare haters

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Hi Shelby!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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