a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Hey

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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