If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Your mom.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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