How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Who has downs this joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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i'm not gay

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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obama

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Black History Month

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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