#scabbers

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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