- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Republicans

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Justin Beiber

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Video Games

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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