- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How old are you? 20

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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