- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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