- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Penis.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

poop

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Women's Sports

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Doorbell salesman.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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