A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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PENlS.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

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