- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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