What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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