Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Hi Shelby!!

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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