Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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