What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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