Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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