- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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