Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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minecraft

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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knock, knock. come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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